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By Sarah Bakeman | News Editor

Trout Lake camp in the BC

Trout Lake camps will be hosting a table in the BC today! Go there if you want to learn more. I’m assuming wearing chacos and knowing how to make friendship bracelets are the only prerequisite for approaching the table.

ENL243L presents Modern Story Podcasts

Dr. Scott Winter and Dr. Susan Brooks’ Story in Modern America class made podcasts in which students told personal stories. The first two episodes of the podcast will be coming out this week, so look around campus for the posters. You can scan the QR codes to listen! I’ve heard a rumor that Joe Rogan is in one of the episodes. Can’t confirm or deny this, though.

BSEA Bingo Night

The Bethel Student Educator Association is hosting a bingo night at 7:30 p.m. tonight in the Eastlund room. In addition to bingo, there will be snacks and prizes. If you are a business major, I believe that bingo night might be the ultimate networking event. It’s full of elderly people who are probably old-money oil barons and railroad tycoons. Just some free advice. 

Invite a grandparent or grandfriend to campus!Bethel is hosting its tenth Annual Grandparents April 8! It’s a special opportunity to connect with your grandparents and show them around campus. Click here to learn more or register. Just a heads up: I will be cosplaying as an elderly person on that day. I’m going to claim that I’m a high-contributing alumni and demand that the school convert the business center into a laser tag arena. It’s the least I can do.